Saturday, August 1, 2009

LONG post of my views of hunting!!

FarmerGeek's last post on hunting inspired me to write one of my own on the same subject, as I have a lot to say on the subject.

I have hunted my entire life. I started out by following dad around as long as I could without getting bored, then later recived my first .22 rifle and 20 guage shotgun, and I never stopped. We hunted for sport, we hunted just because thats what guys did then, but mostly we hunted out of necessity. Many days hunting were for the sole reason of putting something on the table during the winter when dad was usually layed off, and as I said in a post long ago, I remember a few Thanksgiving mornings when we set off hoping for a pheasant for dinner because we couldn't afford a turkey.

Hunting in engrained in my brain. It is something we ALL always did in the fall and winter; nearly everyone around us did. Hunting was a sport, and hunting was a necessity, plain and simple. My television/sport hero's were Kurt Gowdy, Fred Bair, Bill Dance, and Jerry McKinnis, (the last 2 guys did fishing shows). There was no big golf star, there was no big bicycling star, there was no big swimmer; there were guys like dad and me that loved the outdoors and showed us their adventures and good times. Watching someone hunt pheasants on the western plains or catch 9 pound bass in the south was dream fodder for dad and I. We watched in awe, and learned something from nearly every episode.

Today, hunting is frowned upon by many people in this country. We have the animal rights people, we have the tree huggers, and we have the plain old anti-hunters. I have dealt with many of them over the years, and their logic still makes me shake my head and at times, laugh. I'll give you a few examples:

The HUGE local state park has had a deer population problem for years. I believe the last stats I saw showed 22 deer per square mile. Deer were starving, deer were being hit by vehicles, and deer were eating peoples flowers and gardens. After years of court battles and suits by the anti's, the state got the ok to thin the herd with sharpshooters. ALL shots were to be head shots, guaranteeing an instant kill. They would then have a second person run to the deer and tie a bag over the head, strictly to control blood that some hiker may find. Now......with that being said, here comes the logic of an anti. When this was happening a few years ago, one of the anti's got an interview on the local news. She told the reporter that men were chasing down these poor deer, tying a bag over their head, and suffocating them. Think about that one folks, think hard. Do YOU know anyone that can chase down a whitetail deer and catch it? Ummm yea, thought so. Anti logic-rediculoud, Anti common sense-not a drop.

Example 2: My ex-wife never understood why I hunted. Her login was that I didn't HAVE to now, I could just go buy what I wanted. We were arguing one day while I was on the porch cleaning geese, and this is how it went, pretty much word for word:
Her-But you shoot bambi, thumper, rocky the squirrel, etc etc ect
Me-Umm you know those are cartoon characters, right?
Her-I don't know why you want to shoot a deer when you can just go buy beef from the store
Me-What's the difference? I kill a deer and someone else kills the cow?
Her-Because cows are different DO know that at one time, cows roamed the fields just like deer and buffalo?
Me-Yea (insert ex-moron name here), Adam and Eve were in the garden and god dropped down a cow....."MOOOOOOOOOOOOOO eat me!"

Now believe it or not, that answer of "nu-uh" was from a college educated resperitory therapist. I have to admit, that answer was one of the many times I questioned my choice in a bride at the time, lol. Educated? yes. Common sense? No more than a tree stump.

Example 3-Cliff Notes version-A group of guys at a Coon Dog Trial in Pa get a visit from people claiming to be from a large dog food company, and hand out bowls full with big smiles on their faces. Unknown to the hunters, these were animal rights people, and the food they handed out was laced with ground glass. Evidently DOGS don't count as much as raccoon's do, cause, well you know, they were evil hunting dogs that wouldn't eat their tofu and wheat germ dog food from the natural market......bastard dogs anyway.

Example 4-When I was at the gun shop, we got a letter from an angry anti, whining about us being listed under "sporting goods" in the phone book,and that hunting was NOT a sport. She said hunting was state approved murder. being me....hehehe. Silly anti was simple enough to have a return address on the envelope. She promptly recieved 4 pieces of deer jerky with an apology letter. hehehe I can't imagine why we never heard back from her. She's probably still crying over that one.

These kinds of people don't understand, they never will. The majority of them have never been in the woods, other than a paved bicycle path in a park. They've never gone without a meal. They can't get anything through their heads besides seeing cartoon characters like my ex wife. As I said in response to FarmerGeek's post, what if it was reversed? What if we went to the store and bought deer, rabbit, squirrel, and pheasant while cows, pigs, and chickens roamed the woods? Would we get the same reactions from these people?

This part may annoy some people who are actually hunters, but it's something I want to say. I *DESPISE* trophy hunters. If you happen to be out and spot a nice 14 point buck, then fine. If you happen to be out and bag a record weight turkey, then fine. But some people plant food plots, set up feeders, set out salt licks and the like, just to get the deer to grow bigger antlers. I don't agree with this at all. A buck who grows large with a giant rack is a beauty of nature. One fed all these things by these guys is no different than a giant hybrid squash. By their logic, we have a record sized beagle from sneaking him table scraps. Hunt nature guys, don't mess with it, don't push it, don't mold it into something. Don't hunt for something to hang on the wall and claim bragging rights over. Hunt for the food, hunt for the enjoyment, and if you get lucky and get that record buck, then wonderful.

My last bit in this post will refer to the guy I used to work for. He saved for years and went on an African Safari. For the mere price of TWENTY TWO THOUSAND DOLLARS, he flew to Africa to shoot a cape buffalo, a gazelle, and a zebra. In my eyes, he killed nothing more than a bull, a goat, and a pony, plain and simple. I know, I know, a cape buffalo is a big mean s.o.b. that will hunt you down and kill you....heard it a hundred times. But why????? None of these animals were edible. He killed them strictly to hang on the wall and talk about how he used his dad's old rifle on them. Take the price of the trip itself, add in the cost of clothing, ammunition, the bazillion vaccinations he had to get, the airfare, food, lost work, gear, and it easily comes to close to $30,000. I for one can't wrap my simple brain around that figure. Imagine what one could do with $30k. This is the same guy who paid to hunt some rare type of angora goat from far across the sea.........right here in Ohio. Yep. Ran outta the cage about 50 yards, BANG! That's not hunting, thats shooting fish in a barrel. Oh wait, did I mention he got a price break on it because they knew it couldn't survive an Ohio winter outdoors???? Of course, it hangs on the wall next to the 3 I mentioned before.

These guys aren't me at all. I don't hunt for the wall, I don't hunt for the bragging rights. I hunt because I enjoy it. I hunt for the table and the freezer. Other than varmints in the garden or something I feel may harm the chickens, I eat EVERYTHING I shoot. Deer, rabbit, squirrel, pheasant, duck, goose....all regular meals to me my entire life. They always will be.


small farm girl said...

I couldn't agree with you more. My parents owned a sporting goods store. You could imagine the wierdos we got in there. When I was growing up in Marion co. Oh, racoons were 30 to 40 dollars apiece. That was when it was ok to wear fur. Now you see thousands of racoon on the side of the roads dead. Oh yea, that's sooooo much better. (sarcasim)..People make me wonder sometime.

Anonymous said...

I have to add that hunting with my two boys is a joy and a privilege. We learn from each other and the rest of our family as well. It's rather ironic that people can have such strong views on things that don't have to witness or experience. They have the right to express themselves, but when one person's right infringes on another's, that's plain wrong!

FarmerGeek said...

Good post guy, you know I agree...

But you mean I'm not supposed to be eating the whistle pig? awww man!

Angie said...

Great post, and I totally agree with you!
We have a terrible time in our area with deer poachers. I have witnessed them paoching and of course turned those S.O.B's into the game warden. I actually dread deer hunting season because of the crazies trying to get on our property. They scare me. However, I am not against hunting!

Marci said...

I would love to see a larger picture of the 2 hunters and the giant squirrel!! :)

Illicit Dreams said...

I couldn't agree with you more.

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